The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
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I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...