Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!