Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...