Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...