Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...