Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.