Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...