You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...