Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...