Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...