What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...