99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...