What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!