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Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Ode to spell checkers
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Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...