Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...