Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
The results of statistics
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I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...