Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
tarantula with a rose?
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Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...