Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
The accident report
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Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
I’m sending out some cards
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2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...