Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...