football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Computer used too long
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How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...