Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!