Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.