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keep flies out of the kitchen
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How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
An engineer and a programmer
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Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
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Kewl Cat Quips!
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Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.