Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...