Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...