A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...