A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...