How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...