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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
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Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
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There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
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