Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...