Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...