you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...