A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...