Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...