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So the elephant says to the naked man…
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Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
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New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Two Cannibals
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Any last requests?
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Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
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