I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...