Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...