Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...