Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...