Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...