Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...