7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...