Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...