Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...