Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
50/50 relationship
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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.