Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...