Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...