Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...