Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...