Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...